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Gimpy Cat wrote:

No quilt police allowed here, we make it our business to dispatch them in various ways to amuse ourselves, trust me, we have lots of ideas of various ways to despatch people too  

Yeah and we really need to stop talking about them in public. Something ever happens to our DHs we are in deep, deep doo doo.

TxMaryQuilts wrote:

Gimpy Cat wrote:

No quilt police allowed here, we make it our business to dispatch them in various ways to amuse ourselves, trust me, we have lots of ideas of various ways to despatch people too  

Yeah and we really need to stop talking about them in public. Something ever happens to our DHs we are in deep, deep doo doo.

Nah, only ametures need worry. Professionals know that duct tape, garbage bags and Clorox are for ametures.

Oh but I love duct tape, I keep it in my car, I keep it in my sewing room, I keep it in the kitchen and in the laundry and in my hot house..................can I keep using it for 'other' activities, please? I also like WD40, I keep that in the laundry and kitchen too, even laura is learning how handy it is, I imagine if you sprayed a heavy body item down with it, it would make it nice and slippery and much easier to drag away, don't you think?

No no no, do i have to go over it again? Tape, oil, DNA evidence, prison. Think lye.

Oh I forgot, Ive got tassie devils, the ultimate clean up crew, I think I just need the WD40 and some rope, both of which I can dispose of, the devils will take care of the rest. If they can devour a whole kangaroo, bones, teeth and all in 24hrs, they would do anything of similar size easily too

Ahh that's the girl. However i notice we are discussing this in the welcome post. Probably not a good idea to scare off the newbies.

We are kidding Ladies HONEST!!

hehehehehe, doesnt that just go to show how often we go 'off topic' in this case are we on an 'off topic' literally?

off topic? Us? Never!

JulieSav joins us today, welcome to the forum, hope you stop by and say hello, we'd love to meet you

gimpy I like duct tape and WD40 too.. Don't forget the string!

String is good because its environmental, gotta try and do the right thing dont we?  



Today Twinkie joins us, welcome to the forum Twinkie, I hope you stop by and say hello as we would love to meet you, new friends are exciting to us all. If you need help, let us know, happy to assist in any way. I have to say I love your avatar, its a showstopper, just lovely and I see we share some hobby interests apart from quilting, I love photography too and while I dont RV I do love camping and travelling.

msparzak joins us today, perhaps she will stop by and say hello, we'd love the chance to welcome you to the forum and have a chat.

jquilts190 joins us today, welcome to the forum. Please stop by and say hello, introduce yourself and join in the fun here. Have fun looking around

I've missed quit a few who have joined us lately.  So WELCOME ABOARD.    You've joined a fun group of ladies who love to quilt, sew, cross stitch, garden and sew much more.   We also love to talk with each other everyday and worry about the ones we don't.   I feel we're close knit quilty sisters!   Sew, grab     that cuppa whatever and join us.  We'd love to talk and get to know you too.  

Gimpy, we used to have a camper when our DD's where younger.  I so wish we still had it.  I absolutely LOVED camping.

well I got my daughters wedding quilt done, not the one I wanted to do but it's what she wanted so it turned out good..

JQuilts 190

Back in February "quiltingaunt" joined our group.   Little did I realize at the time that she was the lady who bought my two sewing machines I had for sale!   Wonderful Christian lady.   I just connected with her on FaceBook!   

Welcome to all of our new members! Please feel free to jump into the conversation. We love to hear from you and see what you are doing.

sanricsowersby joins us today. Welcome to our spot here, we love to meet new friends and have a chat, everyone is welcome, stop by and say "Hi"

sorry haven't been around to post but I barely have time to breath most of the time with things going on around here, got ally back she was pulled from her mom now we are waiting today to see what's going to happen if she'll stay with us till she's 18 or go to her aunt. had a hail storm now I'm fighting with contractors trying to get a new roof and the house painted and the landscaping done while trying to clean up the mess so they can do their work and get things ready for daughters wedding and work more hours at work because got new owners and I lost all senority just kept pay which is good , trying to finish 2 quilts for a couple of my cleaning customers. I feel so bent in so many directions I haven't been on much. but I did finish this and wanted to get on and share with you all. and now time to take rugrat to school and get to work myself and be thankful it's Friday. missed you all.. and have a great weekend.we will be in phx helping his mom pack up her house to sell another thing been dealing with lol.. love ya all...

WOW! You sure have been busy breezie! That is just gorgeous!

Marian in Ohio

Bonnie that is amazing, just stunning, all the flowers and the dress, the little quilts she is hanging, her hair, Id love to be able to see it in person, its beautiful. Must have taken ages to make. You have so much going on in your life, sorry about the new owers at work, glad you kept your pay but not fair to lose seniority. Hope things work out for Ally the way they need to, so sorry she has had to go through this and you have, she is lucky you are there to care for her and give her love. Take care on the weekend, sounds like more work, sorry about the hail storm and all the damage, wow, its just been like a tornado of events for you. We miss you too

Breezie that is a real treasure.  Sorry for the turn life is handing you right now. Here's hoping things smooth out for you.